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.......Is that how you look for porn?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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