THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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