tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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