do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
