I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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