I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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