i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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