Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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