You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize
