Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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