David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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