gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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