So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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