ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just got carded by a ten year old.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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