We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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