and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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