Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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