Porn is love you can see.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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