Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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