i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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