i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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