Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's rum buckets o'clock
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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