Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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