You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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