So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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