I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
My dick has a subreddit
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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