Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You dont lie about slip and slides
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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