Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I touched a dick in church today
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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