This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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