jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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