i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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