I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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