I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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