I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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