3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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