The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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