I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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