Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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