I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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