Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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