We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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