escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
How did I end up in the pool?!
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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