My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize
