I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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