One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i believe in u and ur pee
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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