hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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