When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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