i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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