I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Randomize