STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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