it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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