i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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