So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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