Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
