Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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