carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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